NADJA SAYEJ is against pretentious artspeak as well as long and complicated bios. She is the host of ArtStars* – “TMZ for the art scene” – a legendary reality TV show which has captured art gallery patrons walking into minimalist sculptures (and not apologizing), drunk curators and taking it too far on New Years Eve at 4 a.m. Nadja is the founder of the Toronto Alliance of Art Critics, runs a few parties around town (like the Dead Magazine Ball and Press Pass) and has dodged the NYPD while nagging stories for the New York Times. Hungry for more? You’d better be: Stay tuned for the ArtStars* documentary, talk show, “The Life of ArtStars*” book and the one-year anniversary ceremony, the ArtStars* Awards. *SNAP*